Closed the store tonight...

So we closed the store. Not one, but -two- people called off. So its just me and my manager. Closed.

Not only are customers pissed off. But the fucking store manager, and the assistant store manager, are not answering their phones. Mmm professionalism at its finest.

Fuck.

This.

Place.

Back with a fucking bang!

Alright guys and dolls, tmobile has graced me with enough data services to pick up my blod again! Hooooorayyyy,!!!!

On that note, I still adore tmobile, but microsoft can suck on my cock. Long and hard. And swallow. *gulp*

Anywho. I decided to celebrate by getting really drunk. Im still drunk. Gentlemen Jack. Great shit. Highly recommended. Like old no. 7, but way smoother, and mixes with coke like you wouldn't believe. So. Damn. Tastey. Mmmm. *licks lips*

All and all, great night at work. Lots of fun, lots of booze, good coworkers, not too busy, not too slow, properly staffed and everything.

So don't worry kids, im still alive, and still blogging. Stay tuned assholes!

<3

Word to the commenters...

So now that I have a few of you regular readers, I wanna adress something.

Obviously what I post in here, I could probably get fired, and the only thing that protects me is anonymity. Now most of you guys probably know me in real life, and if you have anything to say, to comment, or whatever, please do so anonymously, anyone from here on out that posts with a name, that possibly links to me, will have their names edited out for the reasons listed above.

P.S. Those of you with fastfood related stories, feel free to list them in comments and ill do my best to make separate posts for each one, bonus bucks if you work at mcdonalds too. Identity will be not be shared obviously <3

I hope you guys continue to enjoy the read as much as I enjoy posting!

Drunk bachelorette party in a limo

Holy shit. Can't say much about this one. 9 chicks came through the drive thru, half naked, wasted, ordered 50 dollars in food, and one of them leaned out and took a picutre with me. Wonder if I'll ever find it on the internet.

Nucking futts yo.