Alright. So. Customer comes up and asks me if I smoke weed. No. I don't smoke weed.
"You don't smoke weed?"
"No."
"Can I have another straw?"
"Straws in the bag man."
"I need an extra one."
"No problem, anything else?"
"I was justkidding, I don't smoke weed either.. But can I get a few more straws?"
"Uhh. Sure..."
At this point I hand him the straws. Like 6 or something. Dude only got 2 drinks, and just when I was about to ask...
"I need for the cocaine on the way home!"
Just then he punches the gas, nearly takes out a bush, and a street sign, almost tipping his bro truck over on the turn onto the street.
Fucking jackass.
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Wow. It's amazing the police don't camp outside fast food joints. Or do they?
ReplyDeleteno they don't... it is amazing.
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